Are you someone who hits the snooze button more than once? Do you cringe at the mere mention of "good morning"? If so, you're in the right place. At Aardvark Coffee Company, we understand the struggle of facing the day before the caffeine kicks in!
Our selection isn't for the early birds; it's for the night owls, the ones who thrive after midnight and need a hefty dose of caffeine to function before noon. If you're the type who declares "but first, coffee" as your morning mantra, then you're among our people.
But don't worry, morning people, we harbor no hard feelings towards you. Well, at least until you start spreading that pre-noon cheer or suggesting activities before the sun hits its peak position. Then, we might need an extra cup of coffee to handle it.
For all our fellow un-morning individuals, we've gathered these funny and sometimes sassy quotes about mornings. Perfect for a chuckle before you roll over and go back to sleep. And when it's finally time to begrudgingly roll out of bed, rest assured that these quotes—accompanied by lots of Aardvark Coffee Company's finest beans—will make the morning a bit more bearable. Because, let's face it, we all need a good laugh and a strong cup of coffee to start the day right.
So, grab your favorite brew and prepare to chuckle your way through these perfectly accurate, funny quotes about good mornings.
Funny Good Morning Quotes
- “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien
- “Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” — Marlo Thomas
- “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
- “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss
- “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz
- “Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.” — Terry Pratchett
- “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden
- “Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin
- “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon” — Tony Smite
- “So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” — Moss Hart
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“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” — Punit Ghadge
- Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben
- Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness. — Nanea Hoffman
- “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
- A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. — Marcia Carrington
- “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” — Job Might
- “I need to get up; my coffee needs me.” — Unknown
- “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction.” — Unknown
- I hate mornings, they start so early. — Janet Evanovich
- Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee. — Aleksandra Ninkovic
- The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me. — Uknown
- The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. — Robert Frost
- I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill
- I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Blacknston Churchill
- Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. — Ursula Le Guin
But it’s not all doom and gloom. Alongside the humor, there’s a hint of inspiration to start your day off right. Here are a few motivational quotes to balance out the laughter:
Inspirational Good Morning Quotes
- “If you’re changing the world, you’re working on important things. You’re excited to get up in the morning.” — Larry Page
- “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” — Marcus Aurelius
- “Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.” — Lemony Snicket
- “I’m always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life.” — Miles Davis
- “Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
At Aardvark Coffee Company, we believe in starting the day with a smile and a great cup of coffee that conquers all challenges. So, whether you’re a morning person or not, let our coffee beans be the fuel that gets you through the day. After all, as the saying goes, brew good go good!
